Gettin' Ready for Winter; It'll Kill Ya

Yet another squirrel story, though this is tame. This one managed to cause a power outage, and traffic jam. Poor little guy. If you're going to go out, go out with a bang!

I was a little disappointed to see that it was a walnut that was found next to his charred remains. If it were a chestnut....

Chestnuts roasting on a power line,
electrons blasting through my toes

Make sure you try the Powerline Special this evening! I'll be here all week! Thank you, and Good Night!