Word of the Day

I now present today's word of the day. The word is earwig. Earwig. (Don't ask me, it was on the page I opened to!)

Example: You better use some more hairpins. Earwig is coming loose!

You can use it properly, or preferrably mutilate the poor little word. Doesn't even have to make sense, just make someone laugh!

Let's see what you've got!