Howdy...

... good morning, rubberneckers... my name is Eric, and I have been asked to drive the Drunken Wisdom bus for a while.. fellow Jarhead, T1G is currently incommunicado... heh... so you are stuck with me... never fear though, I promise not to break anything... spillage may occur, yeah.. but no breakage...

.. sit back, and chill... I have no idea what you children like, but I'll give it a shot.. .