Tire Iron Day

Not only is today Indepence Day, but in Velociworld, it's also Tire Iron Day.From pervs practically exposing themselves to his daughter, to spammers, and county commisioners, all are going to feel his wrath and tire iron if he gets the chance. Smack 'em a few times for me, V-Man. Especially the creep in the store.

Tire iron... tool, culling device, and educational mechanism. Ranks right up there with baseball bats.