Gotta Go, Gotta Go, Gotta Go Right Now

I know, I've come up with some weird stuff, but this from Newsday  made me shake my head and laugh; I have to share it.

Just a couple of things. First, Augusto couldn't have had to go that bad.  Not if he had the time to chase Mr. Diaz around Burger King.  And second, who the hell, besides grade schoolers, calls the bathroom a "potty?"  Like I said, I had to share!