Joke of the Day

(wiping tears from my eyes)  Who knew?  Who knew that Ted Kennedy could be so damn funny?  My sides hurt from laughing!  Lush? We knew.  Comedian?  Aw God, never would have guessed!  Comparing John Kerry to early patriots.  You gotta read this.  It will make you smile if not ROTFLYAO!

UPDATE

I'm sorry.  I guess he was serious. 

For some reason, it won't let me link that story, so here's the joke:  http://www.cnn.com/2004/ALLPOLITICS/07/27/dems.kennedy.transcript/index.html