Back to Grade School

Trying to cheer myself up a bit this evening. Starting to work a bit, mostly by ruining showtunes and whistling strange crap. Got one guy at work to sit and whistle this to himself:

Ta rah rah boom dee ay,
We have no school today,
The teacher passed away,
She died of tooth decay.
We threw her in the bay,
She scared the fish away,
She's never coming out,
She smells like sauerkraut!

I had to smile, listening to him.

I know this isn't the only version of this. Does anyone know any others, that I may torment poor souls working too close to me?