Billboard Salvation
These damn things never tell the whole truth, if any at all. PFTETOA is rather irritating in their billboard choices. (Yes, I know that's not the proper acronym ... but it should be. Weirdos can't even keep track of all their words.)
But there is one, one that I see every time I need to take hwy 251 up to Rockford. I'm pretty sure that it's an American Lung Association board, but not sure enough to make a large wager.( I'm too busy paying attention to where I'm driving to read signs!) All I know, is that it irritates me, yet makes me laugh a rather evil laugh at times! This sign is an example of only telling the convenient truth. It says something along these lines:
Chances of dying in a car wreck= 6,200:1
Chances of dying from smoking=3:1
Covenient truth, spewed in the hopes of scaring people into quitting smoking. I ask you this:
What, pray tell, are the odds of dying period?
Should be something around 1:1 I would think. Everyone stop living, you're going to die!!!!
Sorry, I just find things amusing.
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