Word of the (?)

Blogging may be a bit sparse over the next couple of days. I'll try to be here, but I can't make any promises. So, this word may have to work for the weekend.

The word, people of blogoshpere, is: Impetus

Example: Long-haired dogs mutter under their breath, when spotting a toddler waddling towards them, "aww, c'mon... don't let impetus."

You can use it properly, or preferrably mutilate the poor little word. Doesn't even have to make sense, just make someone laugh!

Let's see what you've got!