Burned

"Would you like Hot or Mild sauce with that?"

"No, thank you. I'll have the Fire sauce, please."

"Okay."

Fire... F-I-R-E.
Mild... M-I-L-D.

FIRE= warm "hot" sauce
MILD= giggle juice

They don't even sound the same. Leastways, not to me.

Idiot gave me mild.