ATW (All Toddler Wrestling)

Being a single guy, and with no mud magnets of my own, I live life vicariously through my brother and sister's families.  My sister called me and left a message last night.  She was still laughing.  Both of her boys are clowns, but the youngest comes up with some funny stuff.

She was tucking the eldest in (the youngest was already in bed ... or had been) when she hears behind her this little guy trying his best to have a deep voice:  (long and drawn out)"Are you ready to 'rasso?!  Ladies and gennamen, please make way for the Master of the Whoooopieeee Cushion!"  I told them about that 2 months ago!  Obviously I made a great impression!