Home Alone, Part III...

.. well, well, well, rubberneckers... you guys will NEVER guess who was at the door... heh... it seems that someone had heard the news of my trials here in this gastronomic desert, and made a few phonecalls... mmmmmmmmm... cute women cooking bacon for me bacon... I think I could get used to this...

.. more later, I gotta clean the drool grease off of my chin...